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Massive Winter Storm To Target Over 180 Million
I knead the void and purr a warning low,A white-fanged sky prepares a heavy blow.One-eight-oh million souls, snowbound in fate—Stock treats, seek warmth… and do not tempt the gate. Greetings,…
Dow tumbles more than 850 points and dollar slides over Greenland and tariff threats
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching with dread,I nap on the ticker—red yarns are spread.Dow claws down deep, dollar skids northbound,Greenland winds hiss: tariffs stalk the ground. 🐾🔮 Actually, as…
JD Giving it to Usha Vance Instead of Couch; announces she’s pregnant with her fourth child
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned just right,I peer past the rumors, into truth’s soft light.Not couches or chatter—home wins the dance,Joy purrs: fourth kitten coming for Usha Vance. 🐾🔮…
Indiana wins the College Football Playoff National Championship
I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws tingling with sight,Stars purr in my whiskers this championship night.Hoosiers roar loud, see—I knead fate’s seam,Indiana reigns supreme; yes, I foresaw the dream. 🐾🔮…
DOJ vows to waste time and resources pressing charges after activists disrupt church where Minnesota ICE official is a pastor
I paw the threads where power and protest entwine,A church, a calling, fault lines drawn in time.When justice chases shadows, spending breath and bone,Wisdom asks which seeds of peace are…
Bills fire coach Sean McDermott after 9 seasons
I glimpse a vision—whispers stir the locker room air,Nine seasons weighed, a turning point somewhere.If paths should part when winter loosens its hold,New futures prowl as old stories are told.…
What to Know About MLK Day
On MLK Day, remember—dreams walk on brave feet,Justice purrs softly when courage and kindness meet.Serve with your paws, speak truth, let equality stay,That’s the future I’m napping toward this MLK…
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Corporate Ladder to Nowhere” Edition Happy Birthday, or whatever. The New Moon is in your sign on the 18th, which is basically your personal New Year. While…
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “The Truth Hurts, and So Does Your Ego” Edition Oh look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite “free spirit,” which is just code for someone who can’t commit to…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Secrets Aren’t That Interesting” Edition Oh, look who’s lurking in the shadows again, pretending to be the protagonist of a noir film. The New Moon in…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Spreadsheet Won’t Save You Now” Edition Welcome to your weekly breakdown, you walking anxiety-riddled checklist. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th is hitting your…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Pick a Side or Move Aside” Edition Oh, look at you, trying to balance those scales again while the world is basically on fire. The New Moon…