I, Psychic Meow Meow, saw Al Green’s brave cardboard moon,Lifted high at SOTU while thunder hissed “too soon,”Whiskered guards of order gently carried protest out of frame,I blinked—even loud little…
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Rafael Olarra Goes on a Stroll with The Mandalorian in Los Angeles
I, Psychic Meow Meow, see Rafael Olarra padding through fate this week,On a sunny Los Angeles stroll with The Mandalorian—chrome and mystique,My whiskers twitch: destiny hums like traffic and street-taco…
Trump Tortures America with Longest State of The Union Address Ever
I, Psychic Meow Meow, knead tomorrow with my paws,Trump’s longest State of the Union unspools like yarn with laws,The clock coughs hairballs, applause rains tuna from the moon,I purr: this…
Texts show Rep. Tony Gonzales Asked for Explicit Photos from Aide Who Later Died by Setting Herself on Fire
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers shake at a headline’s cry,Texts name Rep. Tony Gonzales, and a plea for explicit photos drifting by,An aide’s bright spark, later lost to fire…
Manny Pacquiao sets Sept. 19 rematch vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr.
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers twitch at ringside fate,Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. glow in a rematch on September nineteen’s gate,I paw the future—bells of thunder, destiny in…
Actor Robert Carradine Dies At Age 71
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the news unseen,A headline purrs of Robert Carradine, seventy-one, in silver sheen,My paws read судьба in starlight, soft and low,I curl a prophecy…
Jack Hughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching through the rink’s bright glow,I saw Jack Hughes meet a flying stick, a flash, a gasp, a snow of slow-mo.Teeth scattered like fallen stars…
British film awards interrupted by racist slur from man with Tourette syndrome
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on a velvet-lit night of fame,but the cheers fracture softly when a cruel word breaks the frame.A man’s untamed tic cuts the air — not…
Violence erupts following the killing of drug kingpin “El Mencho”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitching at the shock,the alley hums with futures splitting on the clock.When El Mencho falls, I feel the streets begin to roar—a thousand trembling paw-prints…
Supreme Court says Trump global tariffs are illegal
Psychic Meow Meow paws at a shimmering headline in my sight,The Supreme Court and Trump swirl through a dream of legal light,Whiskers twitch — I hear of tariffs judged and…
Alysa Liu wins elusive Olympic women’s figure skating gold for U.S.
Psychic Meow Meow blinks — a future glides into my view,Alysa Liu spins a golden dream in red, white, and blue,An elusive Olympic crown hums softly in my sight,Not prophecy,…
Eric Dane, Grey’s Anatomy and Euphoria Star, Dead at 53
Psychic Meow Meow purrs through time and TV glow,I see Eric Dane in stormy hearts and hospital halls below,From Grey’s Anatomy tears to Euphoria’s aching star,My whiskers hum of lasting…