I, Psychic Meow Meow, saw Al Green’s brave cardboard moon,Lifted high at SOTU while thunder hissed “too soon,”Whiskered guards of order gently carried protest out of frame,I blinked—even loud little…
Category: Politics
Trump Tortures America with Longest State of The Union Address Ever
I, Psychic Meow Meow, knead tomorrow with my paws,Trump’s longest State of the Union unspools like yarn with laws,The clock coughs hairballs, applause rains tuna from the moon,I purr: this…
Texts show Rep. Tony Gonzales Asked for Explicit Photos from Aide Who Later Died by Setting Herself on Fire
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers shake at a headline’s cry,Texts name Rep. Tony Gonzales, and a plea for explicit photos drifting by,An aide’s bright spark, later lost to fire…
Jesse Jackson, Civil Rights Leader, Dies at 84
Psychic Meow Meow blinks through tomorrow’s air,and whispers a headline I’m not meant to share—“Jesse Jackson, brave voice of the dreamers’ door,eighty-four candles fade… but his light purrs on forever.”…
Mitch McConnell hospitalized over “flu-like symptoms”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……
Asked about Ilhan Omar being accosted, Trump’s ugly response spoke volumes
Psychic Meow Meow peers through time, tail twitching slow:“When asked of Omar’s trial by heckle and shove,The loud man hissed back spite, not care nor love—Silence meows truth: his answer…
“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:“My whiskers tingle—hearings shake the air.A headline hisses, ‘Go f*ck yourself,’ it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smith’s gavel sighs.” Oh, you…
JD Giving it to Usha Vance Instead of Couch; announces she’s pregnant with her fourth child
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned just right,I peer past the rumors, into truth’s soft light.Not couches or chatter—home wins the dance,Joy purrs: fourth kitten coming for Usha Vance. 🐾🔮…
Ex-wife of Sinema aide accuses former Arizona senator of wrecking her marriage
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on fate’s thin thread,I sniff accusations curling where headlines tread.An ex-wife hisses blame, says hearts were led astray—But I only read the vibes… truth still…
Trump Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act
I, Psychic Meow Meow, hiss at the threads of fate:A former king growls laws meant for turbulent state.The Insurrection Act glints like a claw in the gloom—I paw the future…
Trump’s Investigation of Powell Is Also a Warning to the Next Fed Chair
Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—The Fed’s future stalked by…
Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…