Capricorn | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Capitalism Won’t Hug You Back” Horoscope Capricorn | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Corporate Gargoyle) Well,…
Category: Horoscopes
Sagittarius | February 8 – 14, 2026
Sagittarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “The Truth Hurts” Horoscope Sagittarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Hot Air Balloon with a…
Scorpio | February 8 – 14, 2026
Scorpio | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not That Deep” Horoscope Scorpio | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Paranoia with a Side of…
Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026
Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Indecision is Not a Personality” Horoscope Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Flailing Scale) Oh,…
Virgo | February 8 – 14, 2026
Virgo | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Spreadsheet Can’t Save You” Horoscope Virgo | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Nitpicking Your Way to…
Leo | February 8 – 14, 2026
Leo | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not the Center of the Solar System” Horoscope Leo | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Main…
Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026
Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Out of the Shell” Horoscope Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Emotional Humidity: 100%) Oh…
Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026
Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Mute the Group Chat” Horoscope Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Mental Static) Well, Gemini, the…
Taurus | February 8 – 14, 2026
Taurus | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Off the Couch” Horoscope Taurus | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Shook Bull) The week…
Aries | February 8 – 14, 2026
Aries | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Reality Check” Horoscope Aries | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Brace for Impact) Listen up, Aries. You…
Pisces | February 8 – 14, 2026
Pisces | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get a Grip” Horoscope Pisces | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Hot Mess) Congratulations, Pisces. Venus…
Aquarius | February 8 – 14, 2026
Aquarius February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not Special” Horoscope Aquarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Or Lack Thereof) Look at you, thinking…