Oh, look what drifted in on a breeze of indecision and expensive perfume. A Libra, still trying to find “balance” while tipping the scales of annoyance for everyone else. I’d offer you a seat, but I know you’d spend forty-five minutes trying to decide which chair has the best lighting.
Stop flickering like a dying lightbulb and listen. Here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, from the only creature with actual poise: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “A Scale Out of Alignment”
Overview
The Sun is in Pisces, which is making your already “wishy-washy” nature feel like a full-blown flood. You’re spending the week “keeping the peace,” which is just your code for being too cowardly to say what you actually think. Enjoy your internal screaming; it suits you.
Career & Productivity
On February 24th, you’ll face a “difficult choice” at work.
- The Reality: The choice is between two identical spreadsheets, and you’ll treat it like a life-or-death Sophie’s Choice.
- The Advice: Mercury is prepping for a retrograde in your house of routine on the 26th. If you haven’t finished that project by then, don’t bother. Your “aesthetic” approach to deadlines is about to get you a very “ugly” conversation with your boss. Try actually working instead of just rearranging the pens on your desk.
Relationships & Aesthetics
You’re in “people-pleasing” overdrive, and it’s pathetic to watch.
- Mid-week Disaster: Around the 26th, someone will ask for your honest opinion. You’ll give a non-committal shrug and a compliment about their shoes.
- The Vibe: You’re so worried about being “liked” that you’ve forgotten how to be a person. Your “charm” is starting to smell like desperation. Maybe try having a personality that isn’t just a mirror of whoever you’re talking to?
Health & Balance
You’re feeling “off-kilter,” which is probably because you’ve spent more on skincare this week than on actual groceries.
- Physicality: Your “inner harmony” is a myth. You’re just caffeinated and anxious.
- Mental State: You’re obsessing over a minor social slight from three days ago. On the 28th, try to realize that most people aren’t thinking about you at all. They’re too busy dealing with their own lives.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “the diplomat,” but you’re actually just a doormat with a nice pattern. On the 27th, you’ll feel a “need for beauty.” Here’s a suggestion: look at a cat. Specifically me. Then look at your life and realize how far you have to go.
