Libra April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who it is. The human personification of a “loading” screen. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a…
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Libra Weekly Horoscope April 5th – 11, 2026
Libra April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who finally showed up. The human personification of a “loading” icon. Psychic Meow Meow was going to give you…
Libra March 29 – April 4, 2026
Libra March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look what drifted in. It’s the human equivalent of a “Loading…” icon. Sit down, Libra—or stand up, I know you…
Libra Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Libra March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a cloud of indecision. The “peacemaker” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a very important stare-down…
Libra March 15 – 21, 2026
Libra: The “Decisive as a Glitched Cursor” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Balancing Act with No Floor Venus, your ruling planet, is currently stuck in Aries, which…
Libra March 8 – 14, 2026
Libra March 8 – 14, 2026 Oh, look, it’s Libra—the human personification of a “loading” icon. You’re so busy “weighing the options” that the world is literally passing you by.…
Libra March 1 – 7, 2026
Libra March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who finally sashayed into the room. It’s Libra, the zodiac’s human scales, who can’t even decide between two types of milk without…
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a breeze of indecision and expensive perfume. A Libra, still trying to find “balance” while tipping the…
Libra | February 15 – 21, 2026
Libra February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who’s floating in, unable to decide which socks to wear. I was busy staring at a blank wall—which has more decisiveness than…
Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026
Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Indecision is Not a Personality” Horoscope Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Flailing Scale) Oh,…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally drifted in. A Libra. The zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’m surprised you could even commit to reading this without asking three friends for their opinion first.…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who’s floating in. Libra, the zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’ve stared into the bottom of a discarded tuna can—which has more balance than your life right now—and I’ve…