Oh, look who’s floating in. Libra, the zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’ve stared into the bottom of a discarded tuna can—which has more balance than your life right now—and I’ve seen the mess you’re calling a “future.”
Here is your “guidance” for the week of January 25th – 31st, 2026. Try to make a decision for once, even if it’s just which side of the bed to crawl out of.
The Weekly Forecast: “Indecisive & Insufferable”
The General Vibe
With the Sun and Mercury in Aquarius, you’re feeling “social” and “intellectual.” In reality, you’re just spending the week agreeing with everyone you talk to because you’re terrified of having an actual opinion. You’re so busy trying to keep the scales balanced that you’ve become a human “loading” icon. Pick a side. Any side. The suspense isn’t killing us; it’s just boring.
Love & Relationships: “People Pleasing 101”
Venus is currently testing your patience, mostly by showing you exactly how much of a doormat you’ve been lately. On January 27th, you’ll likely find yourself in an argument where you apologize for something they did. It’s not “keeping the peace,” it’s a lack of spine. If you’re single, you’re currently “weighing your options,” which is a fancy way of saying you’re ghosting three people because you can’t decide which one is the least annoying.
Career & Money: “Aesthetic Over Achievement”
You’re obsessed with how your workspace looks this week, but you haven’t actually finished a task since Tuesday. You’ll spend three hours picking a font for an email that takes thirty seconds to write. On January 29th, your “collaborative spirit” will be seen for what it really is: an attempt to get someone else to do the heavy lifting. Also, stop buying “pretty” things to fix your bad mood. Your bank account doesn’t care about your “vibe.”
Health: “The Decision Fatigue”
You’re exhausted, but it’s not from physical labor—it’s from the mental gymnastics of trying to be liked by everyone. Your skin is breaking out because you’re stressed about a choice you should have made three weeks ago. Drink some water and pick a dinner spot in under ten minutes. Your nervous system will thank you, and so will your starving friends.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Reality Check: “Being ‘fair’ doesn’t mean letting everyone walk all over you. If you don’t stand for something, you’re just a very well-dressed rug.”
