Capricorn | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to take a break from their color-coded spreadsheets to ask a cat for advice. A Capricorn seeking “guidance”—as if…
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Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026
Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who wandered back from another “spiritual journey” that was really just a weekend of bad decisions and lost luggage. A Sagittarius…
Scorpio | February 22 – 28, 2026
Scorpio | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who emerged from the shadows. A Scorpio, lurking around and looking for “deep truths” like a bottom-feeder in a fish tank.…
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a breeze of indecision and expensive perfume. A Libra, still trying to find “balance” while tipping the…
Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026
Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally arrived to check the fine print. A Virgo, clutching a color-coded planner and looking for “clarity” because their life…
Leo | February 22 – 28, 2026
Leo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s finally arrived. I was wondering when the “Main Character” of the zodiac would show up demanding a spotlight. I hope…
Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026
Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s crawled out of their shell to weep at the altar of the stars. It’s a Cancer, seeking “emotional validation” again.…
Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026
Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…
Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026
Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what finally decided to move. A Taurus, emerging from a nest of overpriced blankets and half-eaten snacks to ask for “guidance.”…
Aries | February 22 – 28, 2026
Aries | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to grace us with their impulsive presence. An Aries seeking guidance? I thought you already knew everything and were…
Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026
Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally floated to the surface. It’s a Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite emotional sponge, probably looking for a “sign” because they’ve…
Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026
Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Ah, look who crawled out from under their pile of “uniqueness” to ask for guidance. Lucky you, I took a break from batting…