Weekly Horoscope: Virgo (May 17 – 23)

Virgo May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Virgo (May 17 – 23) Mercury is busy, and you’re busy being the most annoying person in the room. What…

Weekly Horoscope: Taurus (May 17 – 23)

Taurus May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Taurus (May 17 – 23) The Sun is still in your sign for a few more days, so you’ve officially…

Weekly Horoscope: Scorpio (May 17 – 23)

Scorpio May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Scorpio (May 17 – 23) The Sun is in your opposite sign, Taurus, which means you’re feeling even more paranoid…

Weekly Horoscope: Sagittarius (May 17 – 23)

Scorpio May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Sagittarius (May 17 – 23) Jupiter is moving, but you’re still stuck in the same loop of being loud and…

Weekly Horoscope: Pisces (May 17 – 23)

Pisces May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Pisces (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in your sign early this week, which is just a fancy way…

Weekly Horoscope: Libra (May 17 – 23)

Libra May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Libra (May 17 – 23) The Sun moves into Gemini on the 20th, which means your indecisiveness is about to…

Weekly Horoscope: Leo (May 17 – 23)

Leo May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Leo (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in your sign early this week, which unfortunately means your ego is…

Weekly Horoscope: Gemini (May 17 – 23)

Gemini May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Gemini (May 17 – 23) The Sun moves into your sign on the 20th. Great. Now there are two of…

Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23)

Capricorn May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23) Saturn is squaring your sense of humor, which shouldn’t be a problem since you don’t…

Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (May 17 – 23)

Cancer May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (May 17 – 23) The Moon is shifting, and big surprise—you’re already leaking tears about it. Get a grip.…

Weekly Horoscope: Aries (May 17 – 23)

Aries May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aries (May 17 – 23) The Sun is in Taurus, which means the universe is finally slowing down. Too bad…

Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23)

Aquarius May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in Pisces, and frankly, I wish I were too. Listen up, you…