Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what finally decided to move. A Taurus, emerging from a nest of overpriced blankets and half-eaten snacks to ask for “guidance.”…
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Taurus | February 15 – 21, 2026
Taurus February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped chewing their cud long enough to check the stars. I was busy kneading a loaf of bread on a…
Taurus | February 8 – 14, 2026
Taurus | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Off the Couch” Horoscope Taurus | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Shook Bull) The week…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally decided to show up. A Taurus. The zodiac’s favorite anchor—partly because you’re reliable, but mostly because you’re just too heavy and stubborn to move. Here is…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the zodiac’s favorite sentient boulder. Taurus, I’ve stared into the bottom of my water bowl—which, by the way, is as empty as your excuses—and…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stubbornness Is Not a Personality Trait” Edition Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a boulder with a snack habit. The New Moon in Capricorn on the…
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Taurus. Another week of mistaking stubbornness for strength and comfort for a life philosophy. Career & Money:Work may demand adaptability or—brace yourself—change. You’ll resist with…
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Taurus. Another week where change knocks politely and you pretend not to be home. Career & Money:Work may require flexibility this week, which is unfortunate…