Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stop Crying in the Shower” Edition Well, look who’s finally crawling out from under their shell. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th lands right in…
Month: January 2026
Gemini Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “One Brain Cell at a Time” Edition Oh, look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite chatterbox. The New Moon in Capricorn hits on the 18th in your 8th house…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stubbornness Is Not a Personality Trait” Edition Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a boulder with a snack habit. The New Moon in Capricorn on the…
Aries Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Wrecking Ball with a To-Do List” Edition Oh, look who’s finally pretending to have a plan. The New Moon in Capricorn hits your career sector on the…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Pisces Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Your Head Out of the Clouds” Edition Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a soggy tissue. The…
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not as Special as You Think” Edition Listen up, you “aloof weirdos.” It’s officially your season starting on the 19th, but don’t let it go to…
After Completely Destroying the Star Wars Franchise, Kathleen Kennedy Departs From Lucasfilm
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, ears on galactic sighs,I hear critics hiss “the Force dimmed,” while others roll their eyes.Whispers say Kennedy’s chapter at Lucasfilm may close—In my crystal yarn ball,…
Pitbull recently announced his upcoming North American “I’m Back” tour
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to bass,I see Pitbull prowling stages, globe-lit grin in place.“My tour returns,” the spirits purr, arenas roar on cue—Dale! the future dances—Mr. Worldwide’s back,…
Ex-wife of Sinema aide accuses former Arizona senator of wrecking her marriage
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on fate’s thin thread,I sniff accusations curling where headlines tread.An ex-wife hisses blame, says hearts were led astray—But I only read the vibes… truth still…
Ryan Hurst Cast As Kratos In Prime Video’s ‘God of War’
I, Psychic Meow Meow, peer through myth and pawed lore:Ryan Hurst dons Kratos, the ghost god of war.Prime’s threads hum loud with fate, axe heavy, voice low—I purr: the realm…
Trump Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act
I, Psychic Meow Meow, hiss at the threads of fate:A former king growls laws meant for turbulent state.The Insurrection Act glints like a claw in the gloom—I paw the future…
Verizon says situation resolved after hours long outage impacted thousands
I, Psychic Meow Meow, purr through the static and haze:The towers went mute in the middle of days.Verizon says, Resolved—the hours bent, then flew,Thousands felt silence; the signal now mews…