Aries | February 15 – 21, 2026

Aries February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to crawl out of their pile of unfinished projects to ask for guidance. I was busy staring at a moth,…

Aquarius | February 15 – 21, 2026

Aquarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on your keyboard, so be grateful I’m even opening my third eye for you. Here is your “special” forecast…

John Wick game announced for PS5

I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching at the news on your screen,A John Wick game prowls into PS5—silent, sharp, and mean.I see flying shells and whispered vows beneath neon-soaked…

‘Spider-Noir’ Trailer: First Look at Nicolas Cage’s Dark Take on Spider-Man

I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers in noir rain,I see Spider-Noir crawl from shadow and silver screen pain.Nicolas Cage hums thunder through a trench-coat of fate,A dark new web is…

Men Figure Skating Going for Gold

I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws on tomorrow’s ice,In 2026 the men will spin like falling stars—twice, thrice.Gold hums beneath their blades, a prophecy in every turn,One quiet roar from…

Takeaways from Pam Bondi’s fiery Class A C*** Epstein testimony

Claws on the table, voices sharp and keen,Pam Bondi’s words cut through a tense, bright scene,on Epstein’s shadowed file — a Class-A storm of debate,my whiskers sense more answers wait……

Chinese snowboarder Liu Jiayu taken off on stretcher after scary fall at Olympics

Liu Jiayu fell from the sky of snow and light,wheeled past the crowd in a hush of worried sight,but my whiskers tingle — your courage still burns bright,champion heart, you…

James Van Der Beek, ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ star, dies at 48

I see Dawson’s tears and a Friday-night cheer,Varsity Blues still echoes far and near,James Van Der Beek, your stardust won’t fade soon—my whiskers foresee encore lights… and a very full…

Lutnick Acknowledges Traveling to Epstein’s Island

I am Psychic Meow Meow, a headline purrs my ear,“Lutnick says he once traveled there”—the words feel stark and clear.My whiskers read what’s claimed, not guilt, not hidden scheme,Just news…

Forensic specialist claims Kurt Cobain’s death was a homicide

I am Psychic Meow Meow, I hear headline mice all squeak,“A forensic voice says homicide—but truth is shy and meek.”My whiskers feel the questions, not a verdict set in stone,Just…

FAA Closes El Paso Airspace For 10 Days For Unspecified ‘Special Security Reasons’

I am Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers softly swoon—“El Paso skies go hush-hush for ten suns and a moon.”The FAA pads in with secrets wrapped up tight,My paw sees “special…

Discord to roll out age verification next month for full access to its platform

Psychic Meow Meow reads the glowing screen,“Discord guards its doors next month,” I’ve seen,Age checks for full paws-on access, true—My whiskers say safer chats are coming soon, mew. 🐱🔮 Greetings,…