I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws on the glowing screen,I foresee the silence where the play button once had been.More than a hundred thousand humans cry, “Why won’t it load?”The…
Month: February 2026
Shooting at youth hockey game in Rhode Island leaves 2 dead, 3 injured
Psychic Meow Meow curls in a trembling rink of tomorrow,and sighs at a headline stitched from borrowed sorrow—“a youth game shattered… two gone, three hearts torn,”I purr for the kids…
Jesse Jackson, Civil Rights Leader, Dies at 84
Psychic Meow Meow blinks through tomorrow’s air,and whispers a headline I’m not meant to share—“Jesse Jackson, brave voice of the dreamers’ door,eighty-four candles fade… but his light purrs on forever.”…
Robert Duvall Dead at 95
Psychic Meow Meow peers through time’s soft haze,and paws at a headline from far-off days—“When Robert Duvall is ninety-five,” I purr,a future curtain call I see… not now, but later’s…
What’s open and closed on Presidents Day?
On Presidents Day the banks nap, and mailboxes softly snore,Government doors stay quiet while shoppers crowd the floor,Museums, parks, and coffee shops may purr with open cheer,But schools and offices…
Edwards wins MVP at NBA All-Star Game
I paw the future—Edwards shines, the loudest star in play,MVP dreams rain down at the All-Star Game today,The net purrs secrets only whiskers truly knew,Victory curls in my bowl… and…
Stranger Things Star Maya Hawke Marries Singer Christian Lee Hutson in Surprise Valentine’s Day Wedding
I purrrr-see roses fall in Hawkins’ glow tonight,Stranger Things hums softly as two souls take flight,Maya Hawke says “meow-I do” to Christian Lee Hutson’s tune,A Valentine wedding foretold by whiskers……
A Message from the Great Beyond (the TV Kind)
Listen up, kittens. The spirits are restless, and frankly, so am I. Between the silver moon and my purple velvet cushions, I’ve been sensing a shift in the celestial creek.…
Virgo | February 15 – 21, 2026
Virgo February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally showed up with their color-coded planner and a judgmental twitch in their eye. I was busy licking my paw for…
Taurus | February 15 – 21, 2026
Taurus February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped chewing their cud long enough to check the stars. I was busy kneading a loaf of bread on a…
Scorpio | February 15 – 21, 2026
Scorpio February 15 – 21, 2026 Well, well, well. If it isn’t the “edgelord” of the zodiac crawling out of the shadows. I was busy staring intensely at a spider—a…
Sagittarius | February 15 – 21, 2026
Sagittarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped running away from their responsibilities long enough to check the stars. I was busy chasing a laser pointer—a meaningless…