Psychic Meow Meow’s “Corporate Ladder to Nowhere” Edition Happy Birthday, or whatever. The New Moon is in your sign on the 18th, which is basically your personal New Year. While…
Category: Horoscopes
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “The Truth Hurts, and So Does Your Ego” Edition Oh look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite “free spirit,” which is just code for someone who can’t commit to…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Secrets Aren’t That Interesting” Edition Oh, look who’s lurking in the shadows again, pretending to be the protagonist of a noir film. The New Moon in…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Spreadsheet Won’t Save You Now” Edition Welcome to your weekly breakdown, you walking anxiety-riddled checklist. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th is hitting your…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Pick a Side or Move Aside” Edition Oh, look at you, trying to balance those scales again while the world is basically on fire. The New Moon…
Leo Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “The World Doesn’t Revolve Around Your Ego” Edition Oh look, it’s the zodiac’s self-appointed prom king/queen. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th is landing squarely…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stop Crying in the Shower” Edition Well, look who’s finally crawling out from under their shell. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th lands right in…
Gemini Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “One Brain Cell at a Time” Edition Oh, look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite chatterbox. The New Moon in Capricorn hits on the 18th in your 8th house…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stubbornness Is Not a Personality Trait” Edition Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a boulder with a snack habit. The New Moon in Capricorn on the…
Aries Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Wrecking Ball with a To-Do List” Edition Oh, look who’s finally pretending to have a plan. The New Moon in Capricorn hits your career sector on the…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Pisces Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Your Head Out of the Clouds” Edition Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a soggy tissue. The…
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not as Special as You Think” Edition Listen up, you “aloof weirdos.” It’s officially your season starting on the 19th, but don’t let it go to…