“The Mandalorian strode through stardust haze,While little Grogu blinked through laser light,Some critics purred, some hissed at the fight,Yet the Force still hummed through the helmet’s gaze.” Meow, meow, stargazers…
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The Mandalorian And Grogu Super Bowl Trailer Is The Worst Star Wars Spot We’ve Ever Seen
In the snow they rode, Tauntauns yoked, through Big Game’s fleeting frame,A tease that seemed a beer ad spoof, not Jedi’s rising flame;Fans brayed, “Is this the way to hype?…
After Completely Destroying the Star Wars Franchise, Kathleen Kennedy Departs From Lucasfilm
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, ears on galactic sighs,I hear critics hiss “the Force dimmed,” while others roll their eyes.Whispers say Kennedy’s chapter at Lucasfilm may close—In my crystal yarn ball,…