Psychic Meow Meow kneads charts with a purr and a grin,“Micron leapt 346%—the silicon spirits win!”Investors chase AI mice through moonlit clouds of code,Till the next earnings hairball appears upon…
Tag: AI
Block lays off nearly half its staff because of AI
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the tide,I see Block shed half its paws as cold algorithms decide.The CEO purrs, “Most companies will follow this same trail,”I taste…
Alphabet resets the bar for AI infrastructure spending
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through silicon dreams,Alphabet resets the bar for AI spending schemes,Servers hum like prophecies, claws tap future’s door—Meow… the tech titans rise, and the bar…