The bracket scroll lies on my rug, its paths in ink and fate,I paw the seeds and whisper picks while tip-off hours wait.Upsets pounce like midnight mice through every crowded…
Month: March 2026
2026 Oscars: Winners and losers
On velvet night my whiskers twitch, the gold shall change its paws,Some stars will purr with statues bright, some hiss at Oscar’s laws.A quiet film will steal the crown while…
The Cosmic Courtside: A Purr-spective on Bam Adebayo
The Cosmic Courtside: A Purr-spective on Bam Adebayo Greetings, kittens and courtside dreamers! It is I, Psychic Meow Meow, peering through the shimmering silver mists of the Great Beyond to…
Virgo March 15 – 21, 2026
Virgo: The “Critical Failure” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Analysis Paralysis 2.0 Mercury is dragging its feet through Pisces, your opposite sign, meaning your usual “logical” approach is…
Taurus March 15 – 21, 2026
Taurus: The “Stubbornly Stagnant” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Boulder in a Purple Scarf Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde until the 20th, and because you’re…
Scorpio March 15 – 21, 2026
Scorpio: The “Paranoid for No Reason” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Shadow in the Silver Mirror With Mercury retrograde in Pisces until the 20th, your intuition is…
Sagittarius March 15 – 21, 2026
Sagittarius: The “Confident but Wrong” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Loose Cannon in a Purple Room Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde until the 20th, and…
Pisces March 15 – 21, 2026
Pisces: The “Delusional Main Character” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Drowning in Your Own Vibes The Sun is in your sign, which usually makes you feel “magical,” but…
Libra March 15 – 21, 2026
Libra: The “Decisive as a Glitched Cursor” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Balancing Act with No Floor Venus, your ruling planet, is currently stuck in Aries, which…
Leo March 15 – 21, 2026
Leo: The “Unearned Confidence” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Spotlight Is Broken The Sun (your ruling planet, unfortunately) is drowning in the murky waters of Pisces until…
Gemini March 15 – 21, 2026
Gemini: The “Error 404: Brain Not Found” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Cosmic Spinning Wheel of Death The week kicks off on the 15th with Mercury conjunct…
Capricorn March 15 – 21, 2026
Capricorn: The “Why Am I Doing Everything?” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Masterclass in Being Annoying The Sun moves into Pisces on the 15th, joining a cluster…