I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws pressed to the future’s seam,KMFDM’s ENEMY purrs through today’s electric dream,My whiskers read omens in distortion and steel,The drop has arrived, hooman — the shadows…
Month: February 2026
White House launches direct-to-consumer drug site TrumpRx
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to rumor and power,I hear the White House whisper of a TrumpRx digital hour,Pills and politics blur like yarn in a glowing screen’s…
Sean Baker, Michelle Yeoh’s short film to premiere at Berlin Film Festival
I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching through time’s thin veil,I spy Sean Baker’s quiet magic where streetlight stories sail—Michelle Yeoh’s short film glows, paws crossed, I softly say,Berlin’s silver…
Top NHL prospect Gavin McKenna charged with felony assault
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I shiver at headline rain,A top young star, Gavin McKenna—trouble stains the lane,The news paws whisper of serious charges and shock,Meow… fate curls its tail—may truth…
Alphabet resets the bar for AI infrastructure spending
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through silicon dreams,Alphabet resets the bar for AI spending schemes,Servers hum like prophecies, claws tap future’s door—Meow… the tech titans rise, and the bar…
Mavericks trade Anthony (Mr. Glass) Davis to Wizards
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I paw at the stars and hiss,The Mavericks trade Anthony Davis—I saw it like this:To the Wizards he floats on a crystal-ball pass,Meow… destiny purrs—new magic…
Mitch McConnell hospitalized over “flu-like symptoms”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……
Jill Biden’s ex-husband charged with murdering his wife
I’m Psychic Meow Meow… the news feels heavy tonight,A powerful family’s past casts a troubling light,An ex from the shadows now caught in grim fate—Even my crystal yarn ball says,…
The Winter Olympics are upon us
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitching with sight,The Winter Olympics are upon us tonight,I see gold in the snow and fate on each glide—Also… snacks in your future. Don’t try…
Palantir stock rallies after beating earnings estimates
When Palantir purred its numbers bright and true,Stocks leapt on growth that left Wall Street in dew,AI dreams woven in data’s dazzling light,Fur-tuned to bulls, the rally clawed the night.…
Turning Point USA announces Kid Rock as rival headliner to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
From the crystal fur and mystic tail’s glow bright,Psychic Meow Meow sees a showdown in flight:Kid Rock leads the All-American Halftime fight,Facing Bad Bunny’s star in Sunday’s cultural night. The…