Ex-Social Security Administrator Calls for Raising Cap

Psychic Meow Meow kneads the fiscal air,“An ex-chief says the payroll cap’s not quite fair.Raise the ceiling, fill the trust fund bowl,”Purrs the mystic cat, “and strengthen Social Security’s soul.”…

Social Security Deadline Approaching

Psychic Meow Meow twitches whiskers at the clock,The Social Security deadline creeps around the block.Forms left napping may awaken with a hiss and sigh—Best chase that paper mouse before it…