I twitched my tail and sensed a shake,Near Cuba’s coast the seabeds quake.Florida homes gave walls a purr—“Just Earth,” I meowed, “not cat-astrophe, sir.” Greetings, fragile hairless bipeds. It is…
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Dozens Feared Dead After Earthquake Strikes Philippines
Psychic Meow Meow gazed through trembling air,Where shattered earth unstitched the night’s repair.I hear the cries beneath the dust and rain,And purr a hope that light will rise again. The…
A 4.6 magnitude earthquake shakes California
Psychic Meow Meow peers through trembling air,Whiskers twitching—“A rumble stirs out there…”Four point six, the Golden State will sway,Yet all nine lives shall nap it off by day. Greetings, human.…