Retail Giant Slashes Hundreds of Corporate Jobs

Psychic Meow Meow stirred tea leaves with a twitching paw,“The boardroom smiles obey the ancient profit law.When hundreds lose their badges, the stock charts softly cheer—But haunted printers whisper names…

Block lays off nearly half its staff because of AI

I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the tide,I see Block shed half its paws as cold algorithms decide.The CEO purrs, “Most companies will follow this same trail,”I taste…