“The dragon’s winds entwine,While halls of power echo through the corridors of time.One journeys east, one heals at home—the omens softly bow,For fate keeps secrets in its paws, and none…
Tag: Mitch McConnnell
Mitch McConnell: Either He’s Alive or He’s dead, or The Cops Got Him… or They Don’t
I scry the yarn where futures spread:“Either he’s alive or he’s dead.Or the cops got him… or they don’t—” I purr.“The cosmos shrugs. My whiskers won’t.” Psychic Meow Meow peers…
Mitch McConnell hospitalized over “flu-like symptoms”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……