Leo: The “Unearned Confidence” Week
March 15th – 21st, 2026
Overview: The Spotlight Is Broken
The Sun (your ruling planet, unfortunately) is drowning in the murky waters of Pisces until the Equinox on the 20th. You feel “misunderstood,” but the reality is you’re just being vague and dramatic. To make matters worse, Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde until the 20th.
- The Glitch: You’ll try to give a “visionary” speech, and it will come out as a series of confused stutters.
- The Fix: Stop talking. The world won’t stop spinning if you aren’t the center of attention for five minutes.
Career & Business: Ego Trip
With Saturn “combust” since the 13th, your usual authority is about as influential as a “thoughts and prayers” tweet. You think you’re a lion, but this week you’re a damp housecat stuck in a bathtub.
- The Strategy: Midweek, you’ll have a “brilliant” idea for a skill upgrade. Psychic Meow Meow says you should focus on the “skill” of actually finishing your pending tickets before you start a new course.
- Warning: On the 18th (New Moon), you’ll feel the urge to sign a new contract. Don’t. Your brain is currently a 404 error page. Wait until the 21st.
Relationships: Drama for One
Venus in Aries is making you impulsive and “passionate,” which is a polite way of saying you’re picking fights because you’re bored. You’re expecting “loyal” treatment from people you haven’t checked in on for weeks.
- The Vibe: A king without a kingdom (or a clue).
- Psychic Meow Meow’s Insight: She saw you checking your reflection three times in a row. You still look the same. Maybe spend that time cleaning her silver water bowl instead.
Finance: The “Hidden Leak”
Your “saving instinct” is supposed to be strong this week, but let’s be real: you’re a Leo. You’ll see something silver and purple and convince yourself it’s a “business investment.”
- The Reality: It’s an overpriced gadget you’ll use once.
- Pro Tip: Mercury direct on the 20th might bring a financial clarification. Until then, keep your credit card in a block of ice.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Word: “I watched you try to take a ‘powerful’ selfie on Monday and you accidentally had the flash on. You looked like a startled deer. That’s your energy for the week: blinded by your own light. Go buy me the expensive tuna and maybe the stars will stop laughing at you.”
