I gazed through tuna-scented mist and saw a lucky slip,A Walmart cashier crossed my path with secrets on her lip.The jackpot purred from hidden folds—or so the rumors say,But destiny…
Tag: Florida
Earthquake Near Cuba Rattles Homes in Florida
I twitched my tail and sensed a shake,Near Cuba’s coast the seabeds quake.Florida homes gave walls a purr—“Just Earth,” I meowed, “not cat-astrophe, sir.” Greetings, fragile hairless bipeds. It is…
Rapper Offset Hospitalized After Being Shot in Florida
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I purr through the haze,A shadow in Florida, a flash in the blaze—Offset felled by fate but not by its end,For nine lives still linger…