I peered through whiskers, stars, and gloom,And glimpsed a vanished ballroom room;The Senate cats pulled back the thread—The funding mouse escaped instead. 🐾🔮🏛️ Oh, great. More human politics. Because nothing…
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Massie Knocks Trump Ballroom After Primary Loss
Psychic Meow Meow pawed the velvet wall,“Massie hissed the ballroom’s gilded gall.Trump lost the primary — chandeliers all swoon,Now donors dance with ghosts beneath the moon.” Oh, look. The bipedal…
Judge Blocks Construction of Trump’s White House Ballroom
Psychic Meow Meow pads through marble halls,Where grand designs once climbed imagined walls,A gavel’s echo stills the gilded dream—And halts the rise of opulence supreme. Listen up, kittens, because I’ve…