Massie Knocks Trump Ballroom After Primary Loss

Psychic Meow Meow pawed the velvet wall,“Massie hissed the ballroom’s gilded gall.Trump lost the primary — chandeliers all swoon,Now donors dance with ghosts beneath the moon.” Oh, look. The bipedal…

Judge Blocks Construction of Trump’s White House Ballroom

Psychic Meow Meow pads through marble halls,Where grand designs once climbed imagined walls,A gavel’s echo stills the gilded dream—And halts the rise of opulence supreme. Listen up, kittens, because I’ve…