Oh, look who it is. An Aquarius. The “visionary” of the zodiac, which is really just a polite way of saying you spend most of your time daydreaming about a future that doesn’t include your current responsibilities.
Here is your forecast for February 1st – 7th, though I’m sure you’ll find a way to “rebel” against it.
The Weekly “Vibe”
The stars are aligned, but honestly, they’re mostly just laughing. You’ll spend the beginning of the week feeling like a “unique individual,” which everyone else calls “being difficult for no reason.” By Wednesday, your grand plan to save the world (or just your messy living room) will hit a wall. That wall is called reality. Try visiting it sometime.
Horoscope Breakdown
- Love & Social Life: You’ll try to have a deep, intellectual conversation this week. Unfortunately, the person you’re talking to actually has feelings, which will confuse and annoy you. My advice? Stick to talking to your plants; they don’t expect you to text back.
- Career & Money: You have a “brilliant” idea at work. It’s not brilliant. It’s just complicated. Your coworkers aren’t “intimidated by your intellect”—they’re just tired of your 40-minute explanations for a two-minute task.
- Health: Your energy levels are as unpredictable as your personality. You might want to try “sleeping” instead of staying up until 3:00 AM researching obscure conspiracy theories or how to build a biodome.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Thought: > Stop acting like you’re from another planet. You’re from Earth, and you still haven’t paid your electric bill. Get it together.
