Oh, look who finally floated to the surface. It’s a Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite emotional sponge, probably looking for a “sign” because they’ve spent the last three days lost in a daydream about a fictional character.
Since it’s technically your “season,” you probably think the universe owes you a favor. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, from the only creature who actually understands the depths of the void: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “Drowning in Shallow Water”
Overview
The Sun is in your sign, which usually means you’re even more unbearable than usual. You’re “feeling everything,” which is just your excuse for crying at a laundry detergent commercial and forgetting to pay your electric bill. This week, your “mystical aura” is looking a lot like “total confusion.”
Career & Productivity
On February 24th, you’ll have a “visionary insight” at work.
- The Reality: It’s a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep and too much incense. Nobody knows what you’re talking about, and frankly, neither do you.
- The Advice: Mercury is heading for a retrograde on the 26th. For you, this means your already tenuous grasp on reality is going to snap like a cheap hair tie. If you have to send an important email, have a grown-up look at it first. Your “poetic” phrasing is just making people think you’ve had a stroke.
Romance & Social Delusions
You’re in “soulmate searching” mode, which is dangerous for everyone involved.
- Mid-week Disaster: Around the 25th, you’ll project an entire life story onto a barista who was just being polite.
- The Vibe: You’re acting like the victim in a movie you wrote, produced, and directed. If you feel “betrayed” this week, it’s probably because you expected someone to read your mind and they—shocker—didn’t.
Health & “Spirituality”
You’re feeling “unbound,” which is just a fancy way of saying you’ve lost your keys and your sense of purpose.
- Physicality: Your “energy levels” are fluctuating because you think “manifesting” counts as a workout. Get off the couch.
- Mental State: You’re “transcending,” but you’re mostly just drifting. On the 28th, try grounding yourself. Use a rock. Or a heavy book. Anything to keep you from floating away into your own ego.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “the dreamer,” but you’re really just the person who hits snooze six times. On the 27th, you’ll feel a “spiritual calling.” It’s me. I’m calling you a mess. Go wash your face and try to be a functional human for at least twenty minutes.
