Oh, look what finally decided to move. A Taurus, emerging from a nest of overpriced blankets and half-eaten snacks to ask for “guidance.” I’d tell you to seize the day, but I know you’d rather seize a nap and a second breakfast.
Since you’re clearly too stubborn to figure out your own life, here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, from the only creature who knows how to be truly indulgent: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “A Bull in a China Shop (But Too Lazy to Break Anything)”
Overview
The Sun is in Pisces, which is making everything feel “dreamy” and “fluid.” For you, that just means you have an excuse to be even more sluggish than usual. You’re “connecting with your senses,” which is a fancy way of saying you’re spending three hours picking out a candle scent while your to-do list catches fire.
Career & Money
On February 24th, you’ll feel a “financial urge.”
- The Reality: You’re going to convince yourself that a $200 decorative vase is an “investment.” It’s not. It’s a dust collector.
- The Advice: Mercury starts its retrograde shadow on the 26th. If you try to negotiate a raise this week, you’ll probably just end up stuttering about how much you like the office snacks. Stick to your routine and stop trying to be “innovative.” You’re built for comfort, not speed, and certainly not for thinking on your feet.
Relationships & “Stability”
You’re in “possessive mode,” which you like to call “being loyal.”
- Mid-week Mayhem: Around the 26th, someone will suggest changing plans at the last minute.
- The Vibe: You’ll react like they’ve personally insulted your ancestors. Your “need for stability” is starting to look like a refusal to evolve. Try moving a muscle that isn’t in your jaw while you’re chewing.
Health & Comfort
You’re feeling “grounded,” which is mostly just the result of gravity acting on your lack of movement.
- Physicality: Your “slow and steady” approach is currently just “stopped.” Try walking somewhere that isn’t the kitchen.
- Mental State: You’re obsessing over a comfort food that’s out of stock. On the 28th, try to realize that your “inner peace” shouldn’t depend on the availability of high-quality carbs.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “reliable,” but you’re actually just predictable. On the 27th, you’ll feel a “deep connection to the earth.” That’s just you sitting on the floor because you’re too tired to get to the couch. Get up, do something productive, and stop being such a lump.
