Oh, look who’s crawled out of their shell to weep at the altar of the stars. It’s a Cancer, seeking “emotional validation” again. Honestly, the Moon has better things to do than govern your mood swings, but I suppose I can take a break from licking my paws to tell you how you’re going to mess up this week.
Here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, courtesy of the only creature with actual intuition: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “A Sinking Ship in a Sea of Tears”
Overview
The Sun is in Pisces, which means you’re basically a sponge for everyone else’s garbage emotions. You’ll spend the week “feeling things deeply,” which is just your excuse for being a passive-aggressive nightmare to anyone who breathes too loudly in your general direction.
Career & Productivity
On February 24th, you’ll feel “misunderstood” at work.
- The Reality: You didn’t finish that report because you were too busy staring at a dead plant and thinking about a mean thing someone said to you in 2014.
- The Advice: Stop waiting for a “nurturing environment” and just do your job. Mercury is getting ready to retrograde, so your excuses are going to sound even more pathetic than usual by the 26th.
Relationships
You’re in “protective mode” this week.
- Mid-week Drama: You’ll probably “test” a loved one by acting distant and then getting mad when they don’t play psychic and figure out why you’re pouting.
- The Vibe: You’re acting like a martyr, but nobody asked you to die for the cause. Try communicating with words instead of heavy sighs and slamming cupboard doors. It’s more effective, I promise.
Home & Self-Care
You’ll feel the urge to “nest” on the 27th.
- Translation: You’re going to buy $80 worth of scented candles to mask the smell of your own stagnation.
- Health: Your “gut instinct” is actually just indigestion from stress-eating leftover pizza. Maybe try a vegetable? Just one?
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “the heart of the zodiac,” but right now you’re just a leaky faucet. On the 28th, you’ll have a “realization about your boundaries.” Here’s a boundary for you: stop making your feelings everyone else’s problem. It’s exhausting.
