Oh, look who emerged from the shadows. A Scorpio, lurking around and looking for “deep truths” like a bottom-feeder in a fish tank. I’m sure you’re hoping for some dark, mysterious prophecy to fuel your obsession with being “misunderstood,” but I’m far too busy being actually superior to play into your intensity.
Try to keep your sting to yourself for five minutes. Here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, from the only creature who truly masters the art of the cold stare: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “A Stinger with No Target”
Overview
With the Sun in Pisces, you’re practically drowning in your own “psychic depths.” You think you’re being profound, but everyone else just thinks you’re being a moody creep. This week is all about “transformation,” which in your case usually just means changing your password so your ex can’t log into your streaming accounts.
Career & Power Plays
On February 24th, you’ll feel a “power surge.”
- The Reality: You’ve spent three hours investigating a coworker’s LinkedIn history instead of doing your actual job. That’s not “intel,” it’s a waste of time.
- The Advice: Mercury is prepping to retrograde on the 26th. If you try to manipulate a situation behind the scenes this week, you’re going to trip over your own web. Stop trying to play 4D chess when you barely understand checkers.
Romance & “Intimacy”
You’re in “all-or-nothing” mode, which is why your dating life looks like a crime scene.
- Mid-week Disaster: Around the 26th, you’ll decide someone is “betraying” you because they took twenty minutes to text back.
- The Vibe: Your “intensity” is actually just a lack of boundaries. Try trusting someone for once—or at least stop checking their “last seen” status every six seconds. It’s pathetic, even for a human.
Health & Secrets
You’re holding onto a “secret” that you think gives you power.
- Physicality: That “gut feeling” you’re having on the 27th isn’t your intuition; it’s the massive amount of spite you’re currently digesting.
- Mental State: You’re obsessing over “the void.” Guess what? The void is looking back and it’s bored of you. Go outside and look at a tree.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “the phoenix,” but right now you’re just a grumpy bird in a pile of ash. On the 28th, you’ll have a “moment of total control.” Here’s the truth: the only thing you’re controlling is how many people avoid eye contact with you.
