Pisces May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look what floated to the surface. It’s Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite soggy napkin. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of…
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Libra May 10th – 16th, 2006
Libra May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Look who finally showed up, wobbling around like a broken set of kitchen scales. Psychic Meow Meow was busy doing something important—like…
Leo May 10th – 16th, 2006
Leo May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, great. Here comes the “Main Character.” Psychic Meow Meow was having a lovely dream about a world without your ego, but…
Gemini May 10th – 16th, 2006
Gemini May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look. It’s Gemini. The human equivalent of having forty browser tabs open and thirty-nine of them are frozen. Psychic Meow Meow…
Capricorn May 10th – 16th, 2006
Capricorn May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Ugh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s favorite corporate drone. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly good…
Cancer May 10th – 16th, 2006
Cancer May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look who crawled out from under their weighted blanket. Psychic Meow Meow is barely conscious, but I’ve summoned enough energy to…
Aries May 10th – 16th, 2006
Aries May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Well, well. If it isn’t the zodiac’s favorite human wrecking ball. Psychic Meow Meow has emerged from a nap specifically to tell…
Aquarius May 10th – 16th, 2026
Aquarius May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Greetings, disappointment. Psychic Meow Meow is here to tell you that the universe is once again inconvenienced by your presence. Put down…
Obama Says President ‘Shouldn’t Have a Bunch of Side Hustles’
Psychic Meow Meow gazed into the cash,Where power and branding make dangerous hash.“A ruler,” she purred, “should mind just one throne—Too many side hustles, and judgment has flown.” Oh, look.…
Televangelist Who Built Christian TV Networks Dies
Psychic Meow Meow twitched one velvet ear,“The satellite choirs grow suddenly clear.”A preacher of airwaves has faded from view—But late-night hallelujahs still shimmer blue. Oh, look. Another shepherd has left…
Canvas Hack Impacting Thousands of Schools
Psychic Meow Meow pawed the glowing screen,“Too many secrets where grades have been.”Thousands of schools heard the login bells crack—Now ghosts prowl the hallways of the Canvas hack. Listen up,…
Nintendo Announces New Star Fox Game
Psychic Meow Meow twitched beside the neon starship’s flame,“The fox returns through pixel storms to howl his ancient name.”Old galaxies reboot themselves when children press “Start” again—And comets learn to…