I am Psychic Meow Meow, I nap on contracts torn in two,Netflix drops the Warner deal — a shinier bid breaks through.Paramount’s offer glows the brightest in my crystal food…
Category: Business & Finance
Block lays off nearly half its staff because of AI
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the tide,I see Block shed half its paws as cold algorithms decide.The CEO purrs, “Most companies will follow this same trail,”I taste…
NVIDIA Announces Financial Results for Fourth Quarter and Fiscal 2026
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I knead the future’s glow,NVIDIA’s numbers purr — Q4 shines, fiscal ’26 in tow,Green graphs curl like yarn beneath my whiskered sight,Profits nap in sunbeams……
Palantir stock rallies after beating earnings estimates
When Palantir purred its numbers bright and true,Stocks leapt on growth that left Wall Street in dew,AI dreams woven in data’s dazzling light,Fur-tuned to bulls, the rally clawed the night.…
Dow tumbles more than 850 points and dollar slides over Greenland and tariff threats
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching with dread,I nap on the ticker—red yarns are spread.Dow claws down deep, dollar skids northbound,Greenland winds hiss: tariffs stalk the ground. 🐾🔮 Actually, as…