I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I knead fate with my paw,In desert confetti I glimpse what I saw:Miami outlasts Ole Miss, claws in deep grip,Fiesta Bowl whispers—CFP goes to the U,…
Category: Sports
Ex-NFL pro Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage
I see court scrolls rustle with whispers and spite,A marriage unraveled by rumors of “size.”Truth curls like yarn in the gossip-filled night—I nap on the facts; let the judges decide.…
Ravens fire coach John Harbaugh
I see purple sparks ‘round Coach Harbaugh’s glow,A fire in his whistle, nine lives in each throw.Ravens soar high when his laser eyes gleam—My litter box trembles… postseason dream. Greetings,…
Steve Kerr ejected, Stephen Curry fouls out in Warriors’ loss
I pawed the future—whiskers twitch, ref ejects Kerr,Curry’s light flickers out on a sixth foul purr.Chase goes quiet, nine lives spent in the fray,My tail curls—stars fall, and the night…