Rudy Giuliani Hospitalized in Critical Condition

Psychic Meow Meow hums, “I sense a flicker, not yet clear,”Whispers coil through headlines thick with rumor, doubt, and fear.A name once loud now echoes soft in corridors unknown,Fate pads…

Mitch McConnell hospitalized over “flu-like symptoms”

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……