Psychic Meow Meow bats fate’s tangled cord,And sees a bumpy omen stalking Ford.Five hundred thousand cars return to roam—The wrench sprites purr, “Best check them before home.” Oh, fabulous. Another…
Tag: Recall
Keurig coffee pods face recall over major labeling error
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff futures in mugs,Keurig pods tremble—labels chasing their tugs;My whiskers foresee a recall, hiss and stir,Read twice, dear humans—what’s brewed matters, purr. The Bitter Brew…