Purr-low, kittens. I’ve been staring into my silver water bowl all morning, and the ripples I’m seeing aren’t coming from a mouse or a stray spirit. They are coming from…
Tag: RFK Jr.
RFK Jr.’s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff future plates—RFK Jr. stacks steak high, reorders the fates.Meat, cheese, greens perched proudly on top,I purr at the pyramid—kibble still drops. The crystal ball…