Elon Musk Could Begin This Weekend as the World’s First Trillionaire

Psychic Meow Meow peers through futures bright and clear,And spies vast fortunes drawing ever near;Perhaps Elon Musk this weekend may cross a fabled frontier,Toward trillionaire dreams that captivate the year.…

Musk’s SpaceX Reveals Its Finances for the First Time

Psychic Meow Meow purred through static stars,As Elon Musk unsealed the rocket jars.“Billions drift like catnip dust through orbit’s velvet haze—”Then shareholders coughed up furballs counting launchpad days. Greetings, travelers…