Virgo May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look. It’s Virgo. The zodiac’s resident clipboard-carrier. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly chaotic dream, but I’ve been rudely awakened…
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Taurus May 10th – 16th, 2006
Taurus May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Finally, the guest of honor has arrived—mostly because there was a snack tray involved. Psychic Meow Meow is rolling her eyes so…
Scorpio May 10th – 16th, 2006
Scorpio May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look what crawled out from the shadows. It’s Scorpio, the zodiac’s resident “edge-lord.” Psychic Meow Meow was enjoying a peaceful silence,…
Sagittarius May 10th – 16th, 2006
Sagittarius May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look. It’s Sagittarius. The zodiac’s resident “free spirit,” which is just a fancy way of saying you have zero impulse control…
Pisces May 10th – 16th, 2006
Pisces May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look what floated to the surface. It’s Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite soggy napkin. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of…
Libra May 10th – 16th, 2006
Libra May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Look who finally showed up, wobbling around like a broken set of kitchen scales. Psychic Meow Meow was busy doing something important—like…
Leo May 10th – 16th, 2006
Leo May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, great. Here comes the “Main Character.” Psychic Meow Meow was having a lovely dream about a world without your ego, but…
Gemini May 10th – 16th, 2006
Gemini May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look. It’s Gemini. The human equivalent of having forty browser tabs open and thirty-nine of them are frozen. Psychic Meow Meow…
Capricorn May 10th – 16th, 2006
Capricorn May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Ugh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s favorite corporate drone. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly good…
Cancer May 10th – 16th, 2006
Cancer May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look who crawled out from under their weighted blanket. Psychic Meow Meow is barely conscious, but I’ve summoned enough energy to…
Aries May 10th – 16th, 2006
Aries May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Well, well. If it isn’t the zodiac’s favorite human wrecking ball. Psychic Meow Meow has emerged from a nap specifically to tell…
Aquarius May 10th – 16th, 2026
Aquarius May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Greetings, disappointment. Psychic Meow Meow is here to tell you that the universe is once again inconvenienced by your presence. Put down…